Today when I went and got my lunch, this FREAKISHLY TALL WOMAN pushed in front of me. I’m not that tall but I’m tall enough to be taller than most women, and this she-beast was, no shit, at least a foot taller than me. So of course I didn’t stop her from pushing in front, because I’d've been crushed by her giganto-heels.
After she’d finished ordering she swung around to face me with all the force of a planet wheeling around a sun, and clearly mistaking me for a friend accompanying her, she barked, “SO LET’S GO THEN!” in her booming lady-tones. Terrified, I may have weed in my pants a little.
